. As a bonus, so every time you sample a wine to match a rotten behavior, each wine featured in the book comes with a sticker, go ahead and add it to the Periodic Table of Whine that folds out of the book. This isn't your ordinary wine pairing book! From sweet, pink wines to full bodied reds, Whine has the humor and libations to help you survive parenthood.
Did your daughter just get out of bed for the twelfth time to ask for a glass of water? We've got the perfect rosé for your sanity. Has your child's math homework left you in a state of total depression? Try a Syrah to get you out of that funk. Whine includes 50 perfect pairingsto matchyour child's perfectly rotten behavior! You'll also discover the best ways to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew hint: use a shoe.
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Moms Who Drink and Swear: True Tales of Loving My Kids While Losing My Mind
Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. As nicole rants and raves about caring for children without crushing their souls, the saving grace of girlfriends and wine, she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, and love and marriage and all the baggage that goes with them, family togetherness without too many tears, just much funnier.
Any bad thought you've had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse.
I Just Want to Pee Alone
Read hysterical essays like: embarrassment, thy name is motherhood a pinterest-Perfect Mom, I am Not And Then There was that Time a Priest Called Me a Terrible Mother So She Thought She Could Cut Off My Stroller. Including: people i want to punch in the throat, the Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, Insane in the Mom-Brain, Baby Sideburns, and Rants From Mommyland.
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Funny Mom Juice Wine Glass - Fun Gift for Wine Lovers - Mother, Sister, Friend, Birthday, Mother's Day, Christmas,17oz
Premium quality glass: restaurant quality, made in the USA, Libby glass. The wine glass is 4. 5" tall and 3. 5" wide. Because. This stemless wine glass holds a message that many moms can relate to - "Mom Juice. A perfect gift for all the wine lover moms in your life, including yourself! This Libbey wine glass is made of restaurant quality, made in the USA, glassware.
The design is permanent and won't wash or wear off. Each wine glass, water bottle, shot glass, mug, champagne flute, some are serious, and party cup carries a special phrase or quote - some are funny, some are sweet. All are beautifully designed. F-u-n: a funny wine glass that all wine-loving moms will love.
Sometimes Mommy can use some "juice.
Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book
5" x 11. 0" pages f-u-n: a funny wine glass that all wine-loving moms will love. 2018 gift ideas | coloring books for grown-ups | motherhood #momlife is the best life! It's 6:30 PM. Sometimes Mommy can use some "juice. ". Matte gold lettering: design is created in a rich gold metallic that is clearly visible with white, rose and red wine.
The wine glass is 4. 5" tall and 3. 5" wide. Large 17 ounce capacity. Great for mother's day, birthdays, anniversaries, or "just because" days. Because.
Wine Life: A Snarky Adult Colouring Book
Dare we say it? wine goes with practically everything—as it should! Ignore those naysayers and pour that glass of vino. Hand wash recommended. Satisfaction guarantee: all of our products are backed by our money back guarantee ensuring you receive a quality product free from defects. The wine glass is 4. 5" tall and 3.
5" wide. Wine and a bubble bath. Sometimes Mommy can use some "juice. ". Matte gold lettering: design is created in a rich gold metallic that is clearly visible with white, rose and red wine. Wine and a good book. Happy coloring! product details: printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover design Soothing seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all colouring mediums Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through High quality 60lb 90gsm paper stock Large format 8.
Sh*tty Mom: The Parenting Guide for the Rest of Us
. Because. It’s a long overdue little burst of honesty from the supposed minority of mothers who are, in fact, not that maternal. A must-read survivor's guide for every mother!" --Christy Turlington Burns, founder of Every Mother Counts“Finally, Sh*tty Mom does for motherhood what Chelsea Handler does for female scatology.
Sometimes Mommy can use some "juice. ". Matte gold lettering: design is created in a rich gold metallic that is clearly visible with white, rose and red wine. The authors’ unfiltered candor is a welcome reminder for readers that they're not alone. Hand wash recommended. Satisfaction guarantee: all of our products are backed by our money back guarantee ensuring you receive a quality product free from defects.
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I Love You with All My Butt!: An Illustrated Book of Big Thoughts from Little Kids
Illustrated with sweetness and whimsy, even if the sentiment is “Dad, each is a window into the irresistible innocence of childhood, please wipe the bum of this beautiful princess. F-u-n: a funny wine glass that all wine-loving moms will love. Sometimes Mommy can use some "juice. ". Matte gold lettering: design is created in a rich gold metallic that is clearly visible with white, rose and red wine.
Martin bruckner is an artist and father who not only recorded the sayings of his daughter, Harper, but used each as the inspiration for a work of art. Each glass carries the message: "Mom Juice". Giftable: a fun gift for yourself and your wine loving mom friends and relatives. Collected here are 100 mini-posters of pure delight, a marriage of the children’s surprising wisdom and the artist’s nimble style, plus the occasional backstory that amplifies both.
Hand wash recommended.
Go the F**k to Sleep
". Matte gold lettering: design is created in a rich gold metallic that is clearly visible with white, rose and red wine. Makes a great gift! Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this. The new yorker"a parenting zeitgeist"--Washington Post"A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep.
National public radio"a new bible for weary parents"--new york times"resonates powerfully with almost everyone"--Boston Globe"Go the F*** to Sleep challenges stereotypes, opens up prototypes, and acknowledges that shared sense of failure that comes to all parents who weary of ever getting their darlings to sleep and briefly resuming the illusion of a life of their own.
Midwest book reviewgo the f*** to sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. In the process, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, they open up a conversation about parenting, and laugh at their absurdity.
With illustrations by ricardo cortes, and pants-wettingly funny--a book for parents new, Go the F*** to Sleep is beautiful, subversive, old, and expectant.
Christmas Gift for Mom, Gift Idea for Her, Birthday Gift for Mom - Funny Wine Glass 15oz - Evening Mug - Mommy's Sippy Cup
Great for mother's day, birthdays, anniversaries, or "just because" days. The wine glass that can ensure an enjoyable evening dinner for many years! Every time they drink their precious wine they will think of you. Top quality - made in the usa with the highest quality materials that can guarantee its long life and their constant satisfaction.
Go the f*ck to Sleep. Lettering is printed on the glass and then fire sealed to ensure it's permanent and won't wear off. Premium quality glass: restaurant quality, made in the USA, Libby glass. Hand wash recommended. Satisfaction guarantee: all of our products are backed by our money back guarantee ensuring you receive a quality product free from defects.
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Stainless Steel Love Wine Cheers Red Enamel Heart Pendant Necklace Women's Girl's Gold/Silver 18'' Jewelry
►►►. So you and her anytime, anywhere to become the focus of people. A hilarious poem on the struggles of getting your child to bed. Written by Adam Mansbach. F-u-n: a funny wine glass that all wine-loving moms will love. Non-allergy, lead and nickel free, Not Bad for People's Health; ►►►. Color guarantee--silver color is stainless steel original color, No Fade Forever; High Quality Gold Furnace vacuum plating, Can Keep Color Half of A Year; ►►►.
Exquisite unique design: love wine on behalf of forever love-Means "Forever friend, Forever Sisters and families"; Perfect Gifts for Friends, Forever lover, Lovers and Families; ►►►. Perfect safty packing: Packing by Non-woven bags and Gift Box. Large 17 ounce capacity. Highlight your noble temperament.